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January 27, 2010

Bearded

I haven’t shaved in nearly three weeks. It started when I spent my unexpected week in Memphis. Since I hadn’t planned on being there so long, I didn’t pack my razor. When I got back to Batesville, I was too busy and stressed to bother shaving. And now, I just figured it’s come this far, why not let it keep going; although I have had to trim the mustache area to keep it out of my mouth. My beard is a little thing and scraggly, but it’s fun and gives me something to tug on when I’m thinking.

January 20, 2010

Hot Coffee Break

While putting powdered creamer in my coffee:

Her, “I have real cream in the fridge if you want it.”
Me, “I don’t mind this stuff.”
Her, “You know they use that to start fires in the army.”
Me, “I use it to start fires in my taste buds.”

January 15, 2010

Throwback Mountain

I finally found Throwback Pepsi. And by finally, I mean I spent a couple of days scouring the shelves of about three stores. Throwback Mountain Dew was all over the place, but it took a couple days to locate the real treasure. Still, I wish my quest had been a little questier, so the reward would more aptly match the searching, because when I popped the top on my first can this morning, it was like popping the top on a can of pure liquid happiness. High-fructose corn syrup has been ruined forever. I don’t know that I will ever be able to fully enjoy a non-throwback version of pop ever again.

January 12, 2010

My Week So Far

At 5:00 a.m. Monday morning I jumped in my jeep and started back to Batesville. Twenty or thirty minutes later, my jeep’s engine over heated and oil pressure dropped. I was stuck on the side of the road in the freezing temperatures while waiting for Kathryn to come pick me up. By the time she got to me, all ten of my toes were aching horribly from the cold. Shilo seemed fine. When we got back to Kathryn’s I crawled back into bed until 8:00. Then I found and called a mechanic. Around 8:15 the tow truck driver called me for specifics about where my jeep was located. I spent the next eight hours worrying about whether or not my jeep was going to be fixable and if so, how much it would cost. Around 4:00, I finally called to see what was going on. The mechanic said my jeep had just arrived not ten minutes ago. Why it took the tow truck eight hours to retrieve my jeep, I have no idea. But at that point I was told I would have to wait until the morning to hear anything. So now it’s the morning and I haven’t heard anything yet. I called my boss yesterday and today I’m working on a couple of articles for the magazine. Of course I wasn’t expecting to be in Memphis this long so my phone’s battery is just about dead and I didn’t pack a charger. I turn it on every hour or so to check for voicemail. So far, I’ve heard nothing. So I’m working and waiting and worrying. The three Ws. The good news is, my week can really only get better from this point.

January 04, 2010

2010 Resolutions

1. Drink less pop
2. Write more