Ravioli Face
Because the internet is the obvious place to tell slightly embarrassing stories about ourselves, I give you the massive zit:
Yesterday I was in the bathroom washing my hands and I glanced in the mirror. I was surprised to see a massive, bright red zit on my nose. The thing had literally sprung up out of nowhere since the last time I had looked in a mirror, probably only hours earlier. I touched it; no pain. That seemed a bit odd for something so large and angrily red. So I picked at it and a corner came loose. I did the logical thing and washed my nose, and the whole thing came right off. It wasn’t a massive zit; it was tomato sauce from dinner! I had been walking around for the last couple of hours with bright red leftovers on my nose. Good thing the only people I had seen were people driving by my front yard while I was playing fetch with Shilo. Otherwise it would have been really embarrassing.
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Let this be a lesson to you - Don't Drink And Pasta!
Posted by: Sonicfrog | October 19, 2009 10:41 AM