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Happy Birthday Dad

I will never forget the sage-like wisdom my father gave me on the day I graduated from high school. He said, “John, it’s all down hill from here.” To commemorate his birthday, here are a few things I learned from my old man.

How to shoot
How to camp
How to cook over an open fire
How to play poker
How a gentleman wears his belt
How to be nice to people you don’t particularly like
How to fish
How to start a fire with flint and steel
How to buy a car
How to haggle
How to respect women
How to properly diss my friends at the poker table

Happy birthday Dad. What about them Tigers?

Comments

Thanks Johnny


You made Dad's day!


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