Ross, Jam Ross
I like my pharmacy. It’s small, the staff is attentive, and the head pharmacist knows what he’s doing—he actually upped one of my prescriptions once because he knew what I had wasn’t enough to stay in my system as long as it needed to. Plus, they have Faygo Red Pop and Grape Soda in the cooler. There’s just one odd thing, and this is the only place I’ve ever experienced this. When I go in to pick up a prescription I always say exactly this: "Pickup for Jamros, J-A-M-R-O-S." If the person hasn’t seen me before she will invariable think I’ve said Jam Ross, and will search the R drawer. Not finding anything there (obviously), we’ll have to have a quick discussion about my last name and how Jam actually would be a very strange first name. I have always picked up my prescriptions by saying and spelling just my last name. No where else has this ever been a phenomenon. Strange.


