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I'm signing the lease for my new place tonight. Let me describe it to you as if I were a cowboy with a bad grasp of grammar.

Yonder homestead be made o’ rocks on the outside an got wood for the inner parts; ceilin beams and floors and such. It’s got them fancy double glass winders along the sides, an a big ol’ wood-burner in the livin room. Kitchen’s a might bit larger than my-own now and it’s got all the modern luxuries. It’s only got the one bunkin room, but overall, seems to me that there’s more acreage. There's even dining area, which means lots o’ room for entertainin kinfolk and guests and such. Plus’n, there’s a high-fallooten entry way and more’an couple shelves built into them there walls. Some folk might say she be a little rough around the edges. I guess they might speak true, but she’s got a lot o’ character and for me, well that accounts for a lot. Seein as she makes the road to work a little shorter, and with all manner o’ critters bein allowed indoors, I’d surely say it’s darn near high-ace. I’ll be looking to move in directly. Just as soon as I come-a-home from the weddin, ‘tiss.

Painted drawins here.

Comments

you're silly.


Muh younun's up 'n moov'n. Congrats, son!


looks awesome!


I just giggled like a little school girl after reading that. PS. Quite a fine homestead by and by.


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