Raw Birthday Fish Eaten Sans Belt
It’s Kathryn’s birthday today, and she’s stuck at work late tonight for a PTA meeting. So wish her a happy birthday or suffer the wrath of Khan. I’m taking her out for sushi tomorrow, where I will inevitably get the Philly Roll and the Crunchy Shrimp Roll because that’s all I ever order. Not the most traditional choices, but hey, I know what I like.
Also, I just realized I forgot to put my belt on this morning. I guess I was distracted with the ice and snow. As soon as I put my pants on, I went out and started my jeep so it could warm up and defrost some of the ice before I got to scraping. Then I went back inside to finish getting ready and apparently forgot to put my belt on. How embarrassing! See that? An exclamation point. That’s how embarrassing it is. I look like an Ell Seven. What’s more, I have to swing by the bank before I can go home for lunch to put one on, so I have to look this way in front of the bank people. At least I’ll have by coat on to partially hide my shame.


