I do a lot of my non-grocery shopping online. It’s partly because I live in a small town that doesn’t have the resources to cater to my exotic tastes (and by exotic I mean anything that can’t be found at Wal-Mart, Kroger or the bookstore/movie rental place), partly because I don’t want to support Wal-Mart if I can avoid it and partly because it’s just easier to shop from my couch in my underwear. Most my sans-pants shopping is done on amazon.com

I’ve been passively contemplating the best way to add a little splash of grownupness into my casual weekend wardrobe. Those thoughts in my head, I couldn’t pass up getting three 5-dollar ringers I found on amazon. I like ringers and baseball tees, but I don’t own nearly enough of either. Ringers are nice because they look good alone or underneath unbuttoned collard shirts.

Then, my headphones broke and I had to replace them. And before you say anything, yes, I HAD TO. I can’t concentrate at work sometimes when there are conversations going on in front of and behind me. I bought some off amazon that look like a serious pair of audiophile headphones (not that they are for under 20 bucks). It’s kind of like wearing big-ass middle finger pointed directly at anyone even thinking about striking up a conversation with me. That wasn’t my intention, I was actually a little surprised by their size, but it’s working out pretty well. I’ve written five articles this week already.