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Story Idea #39

There’s a cosmic being hovering above the earth’s atmosphere. It holds the key to eternal peace and happiness for humans, but is too shy to reveal itself and deliver the message. After centuries of war, it finally musters up the courage and comes to earth. It comes down to great fanfare and delivers a speech about how it holds the secret of happiness. At the end of the speech it reveals how it had been so shy and wished it would have come down sooner because this was easier than it thought. Upon hearing that this being could have prevented centuries of war, the humans get angry and lynch the being before it can actually reveal its secret.

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