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I heart meat

A funny thing happened to me last weekend. I was eating two homemade (read: Kathryn made) patty melts for dinner and I found myself thinking wow, this is a lot of meat. I don’t think that’s ever happened before. I’m what you might call, a lover of all things meat. I’ve been known to ingest whole meals consisting of nothing but meat.

But lately something has changed. In the past year or so, I’ve noticed several instances where I went a whole week without eating any meat, workweek that is. This is strange and scary territory for me. What’s next I wonder? No booze, no video games, no scooping road kill up and flinging it through my neighbors open window while shouting, “monkeys love chocolate too!” I shudder to think about how my life will be when that day arrives.

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When I moved to California I significantly reduced my meat consumption cuz it was so expensive! Now that I'm in the midwest I'm considering seriously increasing the meat. Remember when we had to eat all the Omaha steaks out of Grandpa and Nana's freezer? That was awesome.


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