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Eye Stabbing Good Time

As I was just falling asleep Friday night I managed to stab myself in the face with my thumbnail. I don’t remember the actual stabbing, but I do remember clutching my face in pain. I narrowly missed shoving my thumb into my eye socket, and now I have a little gash next to my right eye. Near as I can tell, I must have had one of those nifty full-body jerk things while my hand was positioned perfectly to smash my thumbnail into my face. Just lucky I guess.

In other news, we saw Transformers this past weekend. I had read reviews that said the movie was two hours of giant robots fighting with each other, and I was not disappointed. Though it was more like two hours and twenty minutes of hot robot-on-robot action. The best part of the movie, and I say this loosely because there are easily a dozen “best parts”, happens when the Autobots are being introduced to the humans. One of the robots does a nifty little break dance and says, “What's crackin' little bitches?” I had to turn to Kathryn and ask if he actually called them little bitches.

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Cal and I had agree. Racist? Maybe. Hilarious? Certainly.


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