Open Letter
To My Face,
Face, you are 26 years old, don’t you think it’s about time you quit acting so juvenile and finally stop with the acne already? It’s time to grow up and act your age. Despite what you may believe, acne doesn’t make you look younger. Moreover, you’re only 26; you don’t need to look younger. At this point you should look smooth and adult. Your insistence on continuingly developing new zits only serves to annoy the rest of the body. Consequently, I am formally asking you to immediately cease and desist the following three activities.
1. Overproduction of oil, especially in the areas around the nose, temples and hair line.
2. Formation of new zits on a semi-daily basis.
3. Growing facial hair so fast (just a favor to me as I detest shaving).
If you refuse to discontinue these activities, I will be forced to action buy purchasing expensive exfoliating face washes then proceeding to scrub the living hell out of you causing you much agitation. After which I will apply aftershave, rubbing alcohol or any other disinfectant that will dry you out completely. This is your final warning.
That will be all,
Johnny Rockstar
Comments
johnny, what does url mean?
hair on the face, that means that you are finely getting to be a man, you are now an adult, musst shave every day, put on some nice smelling shaving lotion, so the ladies in the office will notice you, and that good stuff, i know, i have been doing it for a lot of years, then I joined your dad's club, grow a beard, have had it now for 14 years, I am feeling fine, love paw
Posted by: paw | January 30, 2007 03:05 PM
...hair on the face, that means that you are finely getting to be a man,...
When are you going to do that other, you know, thing, that proves you're a man?????
PS. Why does your blog not want to remember me???
Posted by: sonicfrog | January 31, 2007 06:57 PM
Pa, don't know if you'll read this now, it's been a while since you commented. But, a URL is basically just the web address. so Google's URL would be www.google.com
Sonic,
I don't know. I'll look into it.
Posted by: Johnny | February 17, 2007 08:52 PM