My talent is I can eat just about anything and not get sick. It's more of a superpower, really. I lived in Mexico for a year, drank the water and everything. The mexicans got sick more than I did.

Famous last words... that's what somebody says the day before they come down with scurvy and/or intestinal parasites and/or the clap.

and/or a scorching case of the herp.

Hey, I was talking about gastronomic illnesses, nothing venereal. And my theory is I've got some scary shit in my digestive system (figuratively), and nothing wants to mess with that. I've eaten street tacos, had tap water from some back woods towns and watched the mexicans drop like flies. It's uncanny.

Did you see that episode of Futurama where Fry had those brain parasites... only they were totally awesome and made him super smart, and he almost got it on with Leela because he learned to play the hardest instrument in the universe... and then he killed them off because he wanted her to want him for himself, not the parasites... and then she didn't want him anymore?
Good times.

I don't know how it happened, but that show turned into a soap opera, like Friends did. How does a freaking cartoon turn into a soap opera?

I'll tell you how it happened. It's that damned Michael Bolton. He's taken over and now everything is a soap opera.

At least you didn
't catch what Kevin caught on his hip when he went camping a couple of years ago.

I remember that. That was nasty.

You know Michael Bolton is engaged to Nicholette Sheridan? That ain't right... Plus, you having the same name, you must really love his music. In my opinion, it doesn't get any better than when he does When a Man Loves a Woman...

I celebrate his entire cataloge