Missed Connection
Me: The guy driving the green jeep in the left lane of the two-lane, one way street.
You: The asshole in the truck who tried to make a left turn from the right lane and ran me off the road.
What do you say we meet up again sometime so I can give you some driving instructions, you inconsiderate, assaholic douchecock. I’m on that road twice a day, everyday; I’ll keep my eyes open for you. It might be hard to reconnect though, since I’m going to speed like a bat out of hell to get away from any truck that even remotely resembles yours. But really, let’s do it again sometime. But maybe next time I can return the favor and drive like a blind idiot, forcing you off the road. What do you say?
Comments
...and that's five extra bonus points to Johnny for excellent use of the word:
"douchecock." Back to you, Bob.
Posted by: announcer guy | June 15, 2006 01:57 PM