Points
It's been way to long since I've offered up some points for the leaderboard. Since 5K has another caption contest running, I thought I'd join the fun. For 3 points, what was I talking about today when I said the phrase, "I'm not jonesing for a fix or anything; I've just been staring at _____ for 45 minutes and now I'm _____."?
P.S.
Mom, note the strange but correct punctuation. I never thought I'd do that again.
Comments
OOOOOHHH I GET IT MAD LIBS!!!
1. The grand Canyon
2. An extra in Brokeback mountain 2
1. 5K
2. hungry
1.myself
2. on a date with me
1.raisenbran
2.able to breath underwater
1.GOD creation
2.not
1.
2.
Posted by: The Cup | April 13, 2006 08:34 AM
I say The Cup gets 1 point for making the first of many Brokeback Mountain jokes on this post.
My answer is Franks Red Hot.
Posted by: Five-K | April 13, 2006 02:32 PM
Q:What's hotter than Franks Red Hot?
A:The sex scenes in Brokeback mountain.
I guess, deodorant.
Posted by: Mr. Mysterio | April 13, 2006 03:27 PM
I will guess sun and blind
Posted by: Preston | April 13, 2006 05:09 PM
1 staring
2 thirsty
Posted by: kelly kelly | April 13, 2006 06:42 PM
I prefer to call Brokeback Mountain by its alternate title, "Oklahomo."
And I guess 1)Beef jerky and 2)drooling.
I mean, that's what I'd be doing if I was staring at some beef jerky. Wouldn't you?
Posted by: G | April 13, 2006 10:28 PM
1. Al Roker's Ass
2. contemplating its likeness to a mound of cottage cheese.
Posted by: Bryan | April 14, 2006 01:48 AM
I love learning new things from my kids.
Posted by: Mom | April 14, 2006 07:54 AM
If you get red hot over franks . . . You would really like my _________ in ____________. You know what I mean?
Posted by: Bubbles | April 14, 2006 07:26 PM
1. Quality Dairy Hot Dogs
2. Drooling
Posted by: Five-K | April 14, 2006 10:10 PM
shananigans.
Posted by: huck | April 14, 2006 11:00 PM
I'll give The Cup a point for correctly guessing the second blank to be hungry. One more point for anyone who can get the first one right.
Posted by: Johnny | April 17, 2006 02:15 PM
ass and weiners
Posted by: Anonymous | April 18, 2006 10:56 AM
the fridge
Posted by: the cup | April 18, 2006 11:02 AM
Taco Bell
Posted by: The Captain | April 18, 2006 11:04 AM
I got It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its "DEATH" you have been staring death in the face and with a countenace only rivaled by chuck norris (who incidently laughs at death)
instead of fear your only response hey Death go make me a sandwich before I have to hurt you. and then if you are still reading this you and death become sheep herders and it gets cold at night so you invite death to sleep inside your tent... long story even longer death has a sore behind and you never call him. The End
Posted by: The Cup | April 18, 2006 11:13 AM
Cold Freakin' Pizza
Posted by: G | April 18, 2006 12:27 PM
starving children in Africa
Posted by: Little Daruma | April 19, 2006 07:21 AM
1. breasts full of breast milk
2. hungry
Posted by: sippy cup | April 20, 2006 11:09 PM
Pudding
Posted by: Barefoot | April 21, 2006 09:12 AM
1 anal sex
2 More Money!!!
Posted by: Habib | April 23, 2006 11:36 PM
The correct answer was of course hamburgers, or steamed hams if you prefer.
Posted by: Johnny | April 25, 2006 08:12 AM