Hairy Situation
Yesterday I happened to look down at my hands and noticed the hair on my fingers was a wild mess. Right now you’re probably asking yourself, does Johnny really have that much hair on his fingers? The answer is yes, yes I do. It’s not that my fingers are covered in fur. It’s more like a moderate amount of unusually long mid-digital hair. But back to the topic at hand (seriously, no pun intended), I became obsessed with trying to smooth down some of particularly rowdy hairs but they would having nothing of it. In the end I gave up and resorted to simply plucking the ones that refused to lie down. What I really need is a tiny comb, like the kind that come with shaving kits, or crab shampoo.
Comments
shave if off johnny
Posted by: Kelly | March 10, 2006 03:27 PM
Don't think of finger hair as a nuisance. Think of it as another accessory, like a wristwatch or a stylish ring.
Posted by: 5K | March 11, 2006 12:00 PM
You have Grandpa Corbin's hands. (That's OK. He doesn't need them now.)
Posted by: Mom | March 11, 2006 05:21 PM