Sweet sweet sweat
I’ve been eating a lot of hummus lately. I few weeks back I discovered Walmart sells little plastic tubs full of that oh so delicious chick pea concoction and ever since, I’ve been eating two to three tubs of the stuff a week. Remember that fact because it will come into play later on.
Every so often I decide I need to get my ass off the couch and try to get in a little better shape. With that in mind, I took a walk around the neighborhood this morning. It was a cool outside, but with my leather jacket on I still managed to get warm and sweaty. Afterward, I was sitting on my couch watching television and I caught the smell of hummus. I didn’t see any old tubs of the stuff lying around so I gave myself the ol’ armpit sniff test. Sure enough, my sweat glands were excreting something disturbingly familiar to the exotic smell that is tahini and chick peas. I wonder if this will happen with anything I eat a lot of. Maybe I’ll try a diet of nothing but pork rinds for a few weeks and see how I smell then. Swinerific I bet.
P.S.
I would kill for some good Shwarma King hummus right now.
Comments
Funny that you bring this up, as I remember listening to an airing of Love Line back in Jr. high and this subject came into play. You see, this chick called up asking if it was possible that if her boyfriend ate enough of a certain substance, (in his case it was pineapple) would it be possible that his seman tasted like that certain substance, as this is what she claimed in her experience. Much to my chagrin, Dr. Drew's answer was somewhere inbetween the possible and probable column. In conclusion, learn to love your girlfriend's favorite food, as it could come in handy.
PS. Who else misses Love Line? I know i do.
Posted by: Huck | February 26, 2006 05:05 PM
Love Line on the radio = Awesome. Love Line on Mtv = So so.
Posted by: Johnny Rockstar | February 26, 2006 05:28 PM
I agree 100%. I never actually watched the show. Just listened to the radio until I fell asleep.
Posted by: Huck | February 26, 2006 06:51 PM
Yeah, I used to listen to 92.1 The Edge to go to bed and they'd play it. That's when that station was awesome.
Posted by: 5K | February 26, 2006 10:11 PM
Remember 95fm WVIC Lansing's Hit Music Station?
Posted by: Johnny Rockstar | February 27, 2006 07:56 AM
Do I ever. I remember hearing Whitesnake -- Here I Go Again when it was still a moderately hip song on that station. That would make me about kindergarden age.
Posted by: Huck | February 27, 2006 09:10 AM
Yeah... I remember when Rich Michaels was on there in the am. He was like the "bad boy pop radio DJ," kinda like Mojo tried to be on the Edge. Incidentally, Mojo was really short... and he tried to sleep with two of my friends... Very "not-smoothly." (I believe he said something to the effect of: "So, I hear you want to sleep with me?" to my friend Michelle, like, right after they sat down at dinner.) The crazy thing was she really did have a huge crush on the dude, until he was all like: "You want to... um... do me, don't you?" So the moral of the story is clearly that "Rich Michaels sucks ass."
Posted by: Barefoot | February 27, 2006 10:11 AM
Who was with me at the Lugnuts game when I kept sizing up Mojo? I still say I could take him.
Posted by: Johnny Rockstar | February 27, 2006 10:24 AM
Ah yes, the pitiful life of the psuedo-celeb. your shadow is longest when the lights are low
Posted by: G | February 28, 2006 07:10 AM