Joe's Gizzard City
I must admit, I got a little homesick yesterday when Bryan called me from Gizzard City. He, Sarah, Jen and Chuck were drinking beer and eating all of Joe's finest fried foods; gizzards, Oreos, pickles and fries. I don't think they had the fried twinkie though. Same that. But man, just talking to those drunken bastards for five minutes sure made me wish I was sitting in Joe's Gizzard City with them. I hope I'm able to come home for Gizzardfest this year. Aside from the pounds of deep fried chicken guts I want to eat, it would also be nice to see Erich and Nora's wedding. But really, Gizzardfest is just a gun shooting, ball playing, beer drinking, Mohawk vomiting, gizzard eating, firework exploding, bonfire burning, backyard barbequing, car showing, mullet watching, face sunburning good time. Did I leave anything out?
In an unrelated note this guy is pretty amazing.
In another unrelated note, my good friend and confidant, Ryan has another photo to caption for the leader board.

Comments
You might have used the word "Carnie-riffic" somewhere in that description. I've already requested the time off for the most sacred of the fests. All should be there. It's going to be the 5th annual Mohawk Weekend.
Posted by: 5K | February 12, 2006 07:43 PM
You know what fest I never got to enjoy? Bolognafest.
Posted by: Johnny Rockstar | February 12, 2006 08:11 PM
You know what I like, deep fried anything.
Posted by: 5K | February 13, 2006 12:03 PM
That's been my mantra for a good while now, 5k. I inherited a big ol' Fry Daddy from a former tenant in the house I'm living in DC. One surefire recipe for fun = a couple quarts of canola oil, aforementioned fry daddy, and whatever crap you've got around the kitchen.
(mmmmm... "deep-fried refried beans")
Posted by: Barefoot | February 13, 2006 03:11 PM
Tell me you have actually deep fried refried beans. This better not be some sort of sick I'll-make-them-think-I-deep-fried-refried-beens joke.
Posted by: Johnny Rockstar | February 13, 2006 03:48 PM
I think you could market those and call them "Thrice-fried Beans" and...wait...patent pending.
Posted by: 5K | February 14, 2006 02:55 PM
Johnny i would love for you to be home for our wedding. I need your adress so i can mail you an invite. Everyone else is invited to! Its at three o clock Dimondale United Methodist church Be there!
Posted by: Nora | February 15, 2006 12:01 PM