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Chuck,
A few days ago as I was coming out of Subway when I looked across the street to the gas station and I saw you. You were standing there pumping gas into your car and talking to somebody I couldn't see. My first thought was litterally, "What are Jen and Chuck doing in Arkansas?" Then I realized that it couldn't have been you because, surely I would have been notified if you two were going to be passing through my remote town. So I walked a little closer and it turns out it wasn't you at all, but instead it was a rather large lesbian. So got into my car and drove away with the warm feeling one gets when they spot a friend's long lost twin of the opposite sex.