A brief list of the
A brief list of the girls I've dated
The tomboy
The cheerleader
The high-maintenance one
The sweet one
The bitchy one
The wrestler
The skinny one
The short one
The cutter
The fat one
The tall one
The one who dumped me on Valentines Day
The one I dumped the day after Christmas
The one who dumped me with a typed letter
The artistic one
The one I broke up with, twice
The dumb one
The innocent one
The problem solver
The one who broke my heart
The one whose heart I broke
The dancer
The experienced one
The depressed one
The cheerful one
The one who hated her father
The one who loved my mother
The one who cheated on me
The one who circled yes
The one who couldn’t say no
The one I scared away
The smart one
The one who broke up with me, twice
The musician