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Television. Mother, nurturer, secret lover.

Television. Mother, nurturer, secret lover.

The man who created tv marathons was a genius and anybody who disagrees is a communist. Yesterday, on Spike, there was an all day Ultimate Fighter marathon. That meant every hour on the hour I got to watch an amateur UFC bout. I could run a few errands, stop and watch a fight, clean up my living room, stop and watch a fight, cook lunch, stop and watch a fight. I did pretty much the same thing last year, I guess it’s turning into some sort of manly tradition for me.

That was yesterday, today it’s a Robocop marathon. Lets be honest, though it is a sort of B Sci-Fi classic it probably didn’t deserve a sequel and apparently the third one prompted Frank Miller to shun Hollywood for a decade. I guess it’s true what they say, robot cops shouldn’t wear jetpacks. Those arguments aside, I’m going to sit here and watch all three Robocop movies, and I’m going to damn well like it.

In other news, I just baked a honking big loaf of Irish soda bread and as soon as it cools, my jaws are gonna put a hurting on it. That’s right, straight gangsta cookin’ biatch.

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