I didn't get where
I didn't get where I am today by wearing underpants
I feel it's high time I speak out about something that many of us feel, but nobody wants to comment on. As you may guess, I'm talking about the infamous ladies undergarment, the Thong. In this world of low-rise jeans and exposed mid-drifts, the thong has no place in my book. You may ask yourself why not Johnny? I thought the Thong was becoming America's new Apple Pie. Albeit a sexy new apple pie. To which I say, ladies, you do not look good, let alone sexy, with your butt crack hanging out of your pants and covered only by a few pieces of silk or satin or velour or whatever else they're made of. Frankly, I'd rather see naked pictures of Bea Arthur covered in cottage cheese than another exposed crack. I can't go anywhere women are sitting without being seeing that image. Despite what Victoria Secret may want you to believe, some of us men, many of us men, actually like a full butted panty. Leave something to the imagination I say, and stop showing me your asscrack. There I said it.
Oh yeah, and if you insist on wearing those Ug boots, don't roll your pant legs up on top. Wear them like any other boot, under the pant leg. Failing that, I guess you could tuck them in, but don't roll them.
/rant
