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You can find work and

You can find work and sort your life out anytime. The pub closes in five hours.

Yesterday I went to work with my sister and followed her around all day. It was really cool to see her in action at work. Really cool until I had the following conversation:

Her: I was run over by a car.
Me: That's rough.

That's rough? I'm an idiot. No, I am the king of not knowing what to say to people, so I often end up saying something incredibly stupid. For instance, I told the ticket taker at the theatre, "You too," when she said enjoy your show. If I had a super power it would be, figuring out the exact right thing to say... 24 hours too late. What's your super power.

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