Nope, don't use cologne. Women
Nope, don't use cologne. Women I date think the smell of sawdust is sexy.
There's only one cologne I've ever really liked wearing; a little something that goes by the name Morbid. It comes in a little black coffin with the tagline, "Morbid. A scent to die for". I noticed my bottle was starting to run low so I went online last night to track down a new one and, much to my disappointment, found out it isn't made anymore. I can't even find a half empty bottle on ebay. So when I run out, it's gone forever. Now I'm going to have to ration the hell out of what precious little I have left.
On a happier note, I’m still on vacation and loving every minute of it. Last night we went to see The Life Aquatic and later this afternoon is Margarita Monday. Mmmm, margaritas chuck full of delicious tequila goodness.
