Hey, I'm the Police Chief
Hey, I'm the Police Chief here. Bake him away, toys.
Every now and then the Western Herald puts out a crime beat section, but the stories are all lame. We get things like Joe Schmoe was caught peeing in a bush behind the dorm. Who cares? Its nothing like what UC Santa Barbara has in their version. Read through some of those if you have time, they're hilarious.
