I'm going to go for
I'm going to go for a walk in the city's seedy underbelly to learn things that you'll never comprehend
While researching the specifics of rolling cigarettes for a short story I'm writing, I came across this awesome website. It'll teach you everything from how to convert to Buddhism to cook a romantic dinner. How to use Feng Shui to how to buy a suit. My favorite so far is how to join the circus. I apologize if it shoots up a bunch of pop-ups or something. I noticed my pop-up blocker was busy but I didn't bother checking to see what all it stopped.