Funny Haha or funny Uh-oh
Funny Haha or funny Uh-oh
Here's a couple quotes I've heard from friends and family lately that I thought were worth sharing;
"I don't think people that ungly can hear."
"As with any good product, there’s always some side effect like nausea, dizziness or bleeding."
"I have a couple phone cards, theoretically, with which I was going to call you last night, but apparently I have them no more. Kinda like my bike, only not really, because the phone cards weren't locked to a post on the porch that got kicked off."
"I'm here... and by here I of course mean, 'Here I am Rock you like a hurricane'."