Well, Lilith, what brings you
Well, Lilith, what brings you to Seattle, the constant rain?
Me: I have to walk to my car in 45 minutes and I don't have a hat or coat or anything
Her: What about an umbrella? It seems like that would be your best bet
Me: Guys can't carry umbrellas
Her: Is that so?
Me: It's in the rule book they give us when we hit puberty
Her: I think the sub rule to that is that if you're not going to carry an umbrella, you can't whine like a little girl about getting wet
Me: Fair enough