Look, it's only a birthday
Look, it's only a birthday present. It just means I'm glad you didn't die partway through the year.
Today is my Birthday. In honor of that, let me tell you a few things about myself. I am 24 years old today. Despite being 6 years into college, I am fairly happy with my life at the moment. I am my father's son. I like Neil Diamond and hate The Doors but I prefer good live blues to any other form of music. I am my mother's baby. I get grumpy when I'm tired and don't like to speak at all in the morning. I wear my watch so it faces down instead of up. In the shower I always wash my left arm before my right. I despise fashion trends and try to always be one step outside of pop culture. Finally, despite my musical ineptitude, I am a Rockstar.