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I want to be something

I want to be something useful like a teacher's aide or a prison guard or a science fiction cartoon writer.

If I ever become a famous writer I'm telling you now that you should pay close attention to names in my stories. There's often some sort of secret meaning or message behind the names in my stories. For instance I just finished a story where a man sacrifices his life to save the president. The man’s name is Avery Leah Dowels and if you rearrange the letters of his name you get Lee Harvey Oswald. Ironic? Yes. Pointless? Maybe. Fun? Definitely. Here's something else I wrote recently, if you’re interested. It’s the longest poem I’ve ever written.

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