I'm having a shitty day.
I have two jobs. Granted one doesn't take much time but it's still a job that brings in a little extra cash. Back to my point I have two jobs, I get a lot of support from my parents, and I'm just barely making ends meet. After hemming and hawing for a few weeks I finally decided to buy a new pair of shoes. The everyday shoes I've been wearing were giving my heels blisters because my ferret chewed out the lining. Anyway I didn't want to spend money on something like shoes, but for the sake of my feet, I did. Last night I did a load of laundry and discovered, while putting it in the dryer, that my cell phone had been in my pants pocket. I let it dry all night and morning but it still doesn't seem to be working. So now if I want to be able to communicate with my friends, parents, work, my editor, and the rest of the world I'm going to have to buy another phone. I would have kept my blister-giving shoes if I'd have known this was going to happen. So cheer my up with a funny joke.