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I approve of larceny; homicide

I approve of larceny; homicide is against my principles.

I was going for a run around Asylum lake yesterday and as soon as I started down the trail a cop walked up and stopped me. She started questioning my about how often I run there and when was the last time I was there. Things of that nature. I answered as best as I could and then she informed me that they had found a body by the lake on Sunday. That's right, I was being questioned about a homicide. She took my info and told me to enjoy my run. I must admit it felt a little creepy running through the woods where a homicide had just gone down a few days prior. I did keep an eye on the water line scouting for any more bodies. Just my luck, I didn't find a single one.

UPDATE
They identified the body.

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