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May 27, 2004

I would love to make

I would love to make love to an 80-year old. They must know everything. Not just about sex, but history and trivia, too.

5 points a piece
1. What was Houdini's real name?
2. What is 'Laser' an acronym for?
3. What are the little plastic things at the end of shoelaces called?

In other news visit The Band Fractal dot com, and download the song flypaper. It's pretty sweet and some of us know some of the band members.

May 26, 2004

The best way to take

The best way to take our minds off the smell of burning flesh is to begin tonight's karaoke contest.

I want to get some more points up on the new leader board because... well, because I like the new leader board. So here comes a whole mess of chances to get some bonus points. Firstly I can't think of a good question so submit your own via the contact section of my page here. Whoever's question I pick to use, gets 10 points but will be excluded from answering said question, which will also be worth 10 points. Deadline for questions will be 4:00 tomorrow (the 27th) afternoon. As an added bonus 5 points for the first person to tell me where today's quote came from.

May 24, 2004

Attention students, there will be

Attention students, there will be a fire drill at 3:05 today. Please bring your own matches and lighter fluid.

Saturday night I made Casey and 5K wait while I refilled my zippo before we went out to the bar and you know what? It was a good thing I did. Later that night a 20-year-old in a prom dress sat at the bar next to me and asked me for a light. I wish I would have asked her why she was a 20-year-old in a prom dress at the bar. Next time, I will, for sure.

May 20, 2004

Girls only want boyfriends who

Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know, like nunchuck skills...

Bryan turned me onto this movie. It's going to rock.

I know music. Music

I know music. Music has notes. This is noise.

I'm just going to come out and say it; I think I like Major Tom more than I like Rocketman. I don't know if it's because I've spent so much of my life depressed or because I think that Hollywood has shoved happy endings down my throat for too long but, I'm drawn to stories with sad endings. Of the two songs, I think Major Tom is much sadder and I guess that's why I like it more.

May 19, 2004

It's alive! It's Alive! Hahahahahaha

It's alive! It's Alive! Hahahahahaha

I spent a few hours on this site yesterday and I still can't create one that will walk around. 15 points to the first person to create a creature that walks around with gravity, and does not fall apart.

May 17, 2004

That's fabulous, I love pity

That's fabulous, I love pity points.

New leader board is up today. You might notice a few asthetic changes were made. It's pretty simple to understand and the first person to the top wins something. I realize it's always more fun to compete for something with a prize but I'm broke so whatever the winner gets, will be cheap. Like a bag of peanuts or a piece of string or that button that fell off of my sweater yesterday. Whatever it is though, it'll be nice. Oh and if you're not on there, just answer a question and you'll show up.

update
Ask and you shall receive. Check out the leader board now. Just click on your names.

May 16, 2004

I moved on, but I

I moved on, but I never left

As some of you already know I couldn't afford to keep running phoneboothconfessional so now I'm here at my free WMU webspace. I don't like not having an original address anymore but hey, what are you gonna do? Make sure you update your bookmarks and whatnot and try to remember this awful long address so you can access me on other computers.

Test Blog Testing the new

Test Blog Testing the new FTP settings.

May 14, 2004

Dude, you're totally into spinal

Dude, you're totally into spinal piercing!

I'm starting to think about taking out some of my piercings. It won't be long now before I'm out in the "real world" interviewing for jobs and whatnot. Then again I still have a whole year left of school and I do have a lot of fun when I get bored and start hanging things off of my eyebrow ring. I just don't know...

May 12, 2004

Hurray for me! Hurray for

Hurray for me! Hurray for [John]

I just got back from meeting my future roommate. Her name is Amanda and she’s a very nice, non-smoking, cute, and friendly girl. I’ll be moving in with her and one other girl, whom I’ve been told is also very nice, at the end of July. The only down side is that the house is located next to a former graveyard and a few supernatural events have been noticed in the house. Which led to another conversation about That Chief’s sister’s apartment being haunted. Is that true?

May 10, 2004

The day I can't do

The day I can't do my job drunk is the day I turn in my badge and gun

It's no secret that I love the internet. If the internet was a sexy lady I would marry her in a heartbeat. Until they find a way to turn the internet into a sexy lady I have to settle for searching on it for hours until I find cool things like this. I laughed out loud while watching ths and yes it is better than the chicken.

May 09, 2004

Silver nails and Green Berrets;

Silver nails and Green Berrets; a real comando going comando.

It was great seeing The Cup again, if only for a day. Plus I've never seen anyone spill the contents of a glow stick on themselves before. Factor in the BBQ, the Disc Golf, and the microwave burrito on the deck at night and I must say it was a great day.

May 07, 2004

Aww, I can't take his

Aww, I can't take his money, I can't print my own money, I have to work for my money. Why don't I just lay down and die.

Yesterday morning I woke up on Jen's couch and looked at my watch to find I was waking up ten minutes after I should have been at work. I ran around the house grabbing up all my stuff and checked my watch again. Turns out the first time I looked at it, it was upside down. I still had six hours before I had to be at work! Speaking of work, this is what I did at work today. You'll need flash to run it.

May 06, 2004

I'm not as afraid of

I'm not as afraid of Godzilla as I am of the editor... he's meaner.

I just checked my voicemail a few minutes ago to find my editor had called. I've been assigned my first two reviews; one for Troy and the other for an album that I have yet to discover. I hope its a good one because I'd hate to have to listen to a whole album of crappy music. Maybe I'll get lucky and find out Tom Jones put out a new greatest hits CD.

May 05, 2004

I approve of larceny; homicide

I approve of larceny; homicide is against my principles.

I was going for a run around Asylum lake yesterday and as soon as I started down the trail a cop walked up and stopped me. She started questioning my about how often I run there and when was the last time I was there. Things of that nature. I answered as best as I could and then she informed me that they had found a body by the lake on Sunday. That's right, I was being questioned about a homicide. She took my info and told me to enjoy my run. I must admit it felt a little creepy running through the woods where a homicide had just gone down a few days prior. I did keep an eye on the water line scouting for any more bodies. Just my luck, I didn't find a single one.

UPDATE
They identified the body.

May 04, 2004

What kind of superhero would

What kind of superhero would call himself Lord Smoked Meats and Fishes?


I am Frylock from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!

Who are you??

Ahh, but this man knows

Ahh, but this man knows Chinese Kung-Fu.

I'm starting to make a habbit out of cooking authentic Chinese food then eating in front of old Kung Fu movies. Last night was boiled pork dumplings and Jui kuen II. Two nights ago was Orange Chicken and Legend of the Red Dragon. Although technically not Kung Fu, next up is The Seven Samurai.

May 02, 2004

Quick! Toss me a keylime.

Quick! Toss me a keylime.

First of all let me just throw out, was Friday night awesome or what? It had a bit of a slow start but once things got going I had a great time.

Also, as many of you know I was up north helping my grandparents move this weekend. While doing that I found the old set of Jarts or Lawn Darts if you will. You know the giant metal tipped darts that you heave into the air as you try and lob them into a small circle on the ground. Next time I'm in town we have got to have a Jarts tournament. It's just plain too dangerous to not play.