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April 28, 2004

I love this job more

I love this job more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who loves his taffy.

I had an interview Monday morning for a job that basically would entail sitting in a computer lab doing homework until a professor comes in. Then I get up and teach them how to do whatever it is that they need to do on the computer. This morning I recieved an email saying I got the job. Yay, for me.

April 27, 2004

I get all the exercise

I get all the exercise I need from going to the funerals of my athletic friends.

I feel good tonight. I checked my grades online and passed all my classes with grades high enough to move on. Not the best report card ever but good enough. I went to the gym today and upped the level of difficulty on my exercise bike then added ten minutes on the rowing machine to the end of my workout. After that I came home and made vegitarian stir fry with extra spinach, all served over white rice. It feels good to do something healthy. Plus I need all that ruffage to offset that bag of Swedish Fish I ate last night in bed.

April 26, 2004

Weh-heh-heh-ll, the Air Force never

Weh-heh-heh-ll, the Air Force never sleeps.

The Cup is coming home! Saturday, May 8th, there's gonna be a wicked big BBQ type party for him. Get a hold of Mark for the details. (Mark, post the details!)

In an unrelated note I just ate an entire bag of Swedish Fish and now I have a tummy ache.

Quick Question I was checking

Quick Question

I was checking the page the other day from the computer lab at school and I noticed the comment popup had a picture of Scotty in the background. Does anybody else see this? It was something I tried to do months ago but could never get it right.

April 22, 2004

Finally Justice! Sweet juicy justice!

Finally Justice! Sweet juicy justice!

I read the other day that the CEO of McDonalds died of a heat attack. How ironic, poetic justice, and so forth. Though I still think people trying to sue McDonalds for making them fat is worse than that stupid lady who sued because she got burned by a cup of coffee.

In other news if you get bored give this a try. The happy music is the best part.

April 19, 2004

The coward dies a thousand

The coward dies a thousand deaths, a hero dies but one.

Bach, Beethoven, Tchaikovsky, and Ennio Morricone. Ennio Morricone? That's right, now I'll admit that although I was familiar with his work, I didn't know his name until this weekend. However, he wrote a piece of music that I hope is playing when I die. Unfortunately I must exclude Mark in this one, but figure out who this man is and what it is that he wrote that makes my spine shiver and I'll give a whopping 150 points. I'll give you a hint that once you figure out who he is, your first guess about the song will be wrong... and I want a fairly specific answer to this one.

April 17, 2004

That woman deserves her revenge

That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die.

I'll let you in on a little movie watching history by yours truly. Tuesday I rented and watched Kill Bill Vol. I. Wednesday I fell asleep to Kill Bill Vol. I. Thursday evening I watched Kill Bill Vol. I again. I did so because early Friday afternoon I went to the theatre and watched Kill Bill Vol. II with Mark. Friday evening I watched Kill Bill Vol. I, yet again, this time with Bourke. Friday night I watched Kill Bill Vol. II in the theatre with Bourke. I watched Kill Bill Vol. II the first time very critically and even took notes because I'm writing a review of it. The second time was just for fun. If you put both volumes together I can honestly say that Kill Bill is the best movie I have ever watched. Quentin Tarantino has secured his place in history as one of the greatest story tellers of all time.

April 14, 2004

Well, thanks to the Internet,

Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex.

I think I'm going to have to find a spot on my site for the Link O' The Week because yesterday it was the chicken and today it's the Bubble Wrap As a side note next week is exams so although I'm probably coming home this weekend I'll be spending most of my time writing papers.

If a chicken had lips

If a chicken had lips could it whistle?

I'm not sure if you need high speed internet to use this but its one of the most creative uses of the internet that I've stumbled across in a long time.

April 13, 2004

You can't take something off

You can't take something off the Internet. It's like taking pee out of a swimming pool.

I've been pretty sick since Friday evening so I've been spending a lot of time on my laptop lately as I don't have much energy to do anything else. Sunday night I installed and ran Spybot, and highly recommend that you do to. Also I switched from Microsoft IE to Firefox. I gotta say Firefox is awesome, I have not had one single popup since I started using it. I also spent some time working on a bookmark icon, if you're using a fairly recent internet application you should notice a little smiley face next to my address. Finally, I'll add the points from the Mallrats question later I want to redesign the leader board first.

April 12, 2004

The guy in the Easter

The guy in the Easter bunny suit kicked his ass.

I spent Easter wrapped in a blanket on the couch in front of the tv. Friday afternoon I developed a sore throat and it was all down hill from there. Even today my nose is still stuffy and I've got some wicked bad sinus pressure right now. For an easy 5 points, where did today's quote come from?

April 07, 2004

"How Do Animals Learn?" Well,

"How Do Animals Learn?" Well, as long as they learn to taste good, I don't really care.

I sent an application to some sort of lab yesterday. I put in for a job taking care of the animals and if I get it, I get to play with monkeys. I like monkeys.

In other news if anybody feels like buying me something for no real reason, I really want one of these belt buckles.

One more thing.

April 05, 2004

My hero, Gandhi, would find

My hero, Gandhi, would find a non-violent solution. My other hero, Godzilla, would do this

This doctor is a hero. More of a hero than any movie star or sports figure if you ask me. You don't have to read the whole story just the last paragraph.

April 03, 2004

Give Evil Hell Remember Hell

Give Evil Hell

Remember Hell Boy?

April 01, 2004

Correct me if I'm wrong,

Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you asking for a challenge?

Homestar Runner is gone!