It's a little known fact
It's a little known fact that the Nazi's were actually vampires
I can't help but notice Hellboy comes out this weekend. Anyone down for going to that?
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March 31, 2004
March 29, 2004
I went to the butchers
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 dollars that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. And he said, "No, the steaks are too high."
And now for something completely different.
March 24, 2004
Women, you can't live with
Women, you can't live with 'em and you can't have heterosexual sex without 'em.
I realize I'm doing a bit of stereotyping here, but why are women so catty with each other? A few minutes ago I was trying to read "The Great Lawsuit" which is, ironically, about women’s rights, when these two girls sat near me and started bitching about their friends. A guy does something bad to a friend he gets either beaten up or forgiven or both. A girl does something wrong to a friend and she gets talked about and shunned for years. In junior high and high school it was impossible to track who was friends with whom because the girls were always stabbing each other in the back and changing allegiances. What's up with that?
March 23, 2004
"Doc, I can't stop singing
"Doc, I can't stop singing What's New Pussycat."
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."
Okay, so I just got word that R-Tom-Jones-yan Lisek is coming down this weekend too. What do you guys want to do... besides the bars... I guess what I mean is does anyone want to come down early enough to go out to dinner... at a bar? Or get some dominoe action in?
March 21, 2004
I didn't get to where
I didn't get to where I am today by worrying about what I'll feel like tomorrow.
I don't care what anyone says I like the taste of wine coolers and I think they go good with euchre.
March 18, 2004
Irish Coffee, easy on the
Irish Coffee, easy on the coffee!
In honor of St. Patrick's Day come and gone a quick joke as told by my father last night. What do you call an Irish man bouncing off the walls? Answer in the comments.
March 16, 2004
I see a lot of
I see a lot of new faces. Especially on the old faces
I think that there are a finite number of body characteristics on the earth. So there are a finite number of ways a person can look. Which explains that person who comes up to you and says, "You look just like so and so. Hey Ted! Doesn't he look just like so and so?" If this is true then Kalamazoo seems to be the home of every person's doppelganger. I see at least one person a day that I think man that guy looks just like so and so from back home. Of course I don't bring it to the stranger's attention. Now if I could only find my hand twin, then I could get rich.
March 14, 2004
I got suits pending against
I got suits pending against me from three different dating services and the teen chatline
It's been gone for years but finally, Spark Match is back, though it is now called OKCupid, and so is Christian! Finally The Spark will stop sucking.
March 09, 2004
And for this very special
And for this very special occasion, I have baked a cake.
Is anyone going to be around Friday for the Creek. Looks like there should be some cake this time. Also I posted my pictures here.
March 08, 2004
Flying Squirrel! Its a flying
Flying Squirrel! Its a flying squirrel!
Well, I'm back from California, and I must say; What an awesome, awesome time I had. Expect some good stories next time I see you because it would take up way to much space here. Hopefully I'll post some pictures soon, in the mean time you can check these out at www.bryanandsarah.net. The top two galleries include pictures of yours truly doing all sorts of rockstarish type stuff. If you're so inclined, the band you might see in those pictures can be checked out here. I partied with them. That's right I partied with the band and the bass player said, and I quote, "You're alright, Johnny. You're alright." Hey, I'm alright.
March 02, 2004
The future is girls... and
The future is girls... and we're all going to like it!
New Teen Girl Squad! Also, for 15 points, what day am I coming home?