Are you aware your roommate
Are you aware your roommate is a hideous monster from another dimension with evil plans for world domination?
I came home Sunday night to find a strange smell throughout the house, a foreign pillow in my bed, sink full of cigarette butts and dirty dishes, and a couple of pissed off roommates. I came home this weekend because I didn't want to be around for my youngest roommates all-weekend party. Well, it appears his young friends ate a lot of food that wasn't theirs. One of my other roommates even found a used condom in his bedroom. I'm not very fluent in bongology but I think one of my nice shot glasses was used in the smoking of nefarious substances too. I doubt this guy is going to be living here much longer.
