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November 25, 2003

It's so quiet up here

It's so quiet up here you can hear yourself think.

I was studying in the library today when a girl sat down a little ways away from me and began talking on her cell phone. It wasn't a muffled conversation either, she made no attempt to keep her voice down. I gave her the ol' evil eye but it didn't help. If you know one thing about the library you know to be quiet. Well, you probably know that a library is a building full of books but if you know two things the second is you are supposed to BE QUIET IN THE LIBRARY! Stupid girl.

November 21, 2003

Let's just hope it's big

Let's just hope it's big enough for the wolf!!

I watched Brotherhood of the Wolf last night and again this afternoon. If you have not seen this movie go rent it. If you have seen it, go rent it again. There are some awesome pre-matrix style camera effects during the fight scenes. It's a dubbed over French film but the they did an excellent job with the dubbing. On the Oswald scale I rate it a six. Keep in mind the scale only goes up to six, and it starts at three.

November 20, 2003

I better go deliver this

I better go deliver this [drink] I have a very thirsty date - she's part camel.

Here is a list of all the cool stuff I did yesterday.

1. Drove Jen's car around.
2. Took a nap in the back of Jen's car while she drove Chuck to work.
3. Drove through a covered bridge.
4. Found a Camel ranch.
5. Named my favorite Camel Chucky.
6. Found an all natural vinyard.
7. Got waved to by a man with no teeth.
8. Painted pottery at one of those paint your own pottery shops.
9. Ate yummy pizza.
10. Watched My Blue Heaven.

November 19, 2003

I was planning on taking

I was planning on taking off my clothes and singing "My Heart Will Go On" in the middle of Times Square.

Last night was karaoke night at the Duck Inn Waddle Out and I sang The Devil Went Down To Georgia. Jenny said she was surprised I was able to keep up with the song and that not many people can. Also the cute and incredibly talented blues chic stopped me and told me I did a good job. Good times.

November 18, 2003

In school I was voted

In school I was voted least likely to complete a coherent , um, uh...

I just recieved a phone call from one of my advisors. It turns out that instead of still needed 16 credit hours to get my minor I only need nine. That's only three survey classes. Yay me!

November 17, 2003

Are you aware your roommate

Are you aware your roommate is a hideous monster from another dimension with evil plans for world domination?

I came home Sunday night to find a strange smell throughout the house, a foreign pillow in my bed, sink full of cigarette butts and dirty dishes, and a couple of pissed off roommates. I came home this weekend because I didn't want to be around for my youngest roommates all-weekend party. Well, it appears his young friends ate a lot of food that wasn't theirs. One of my other roommates even found a used condom in his bedroom. I'm not very fluent in bongology but I think one of my nice shot glasses was used in the smoking of nefarious substances too. I doubt this guy is going to be living here much longer.

November 13, 2003

Dude, I never went to

Dude, I never went to college and check me out. I'm kick ass!

So, I finally chose a minor. I went to an advisor and said these are my credits, what's the easiest minor I can get? He told me English. It's nothing super exciting but I needed something so I could graduate.

November 11, 2003

At this point, the

At this point, the length of this conversation is way out of proportion with my interest in it.

Yesterday as I was shopping I helped a little old lady get a box of macaroni off of a high shelf. Then we had a nice little conversation about which brands of macaroni are the best. She informed me that she doesn't like the cheaper stuff and she knows good macaroni because she grew up in an Italian neighborhood. I had her point out to me which brands were good and we, well actually she, basically ranked the entire macaroni selection from best to worste. She thanked me for helping her get the box and I thanked her for keeping me from buying bad macaroni and we went our seperate ways. Old people rock.

November 10, 2003

Eat Drink and Be Merry

Eat Drink and Be Merry

My parents came to town last night and took me out to dinner. I highly recomend the Shrimp Feast at Red Lobster. It was a lovely evening. Afterwards I watched an old Vincent Price movie, The Last Man on Earth. I'm finding a real passion for old black and white horror movies.

November 06, 2003

I didn't mean, you know,

I didn't mean, you know, *little*. I meant, you know, low-budget...ly... cult.

Yesterday evening I settled down in front of the original Night of the Living Dead with a bowl of shrimp cocktail, a bottle of red wine, and a stack of papers to peer edit. It was very relaxing in a grown-up domestic sort of way. Then I went to the bar and played darts with Jenny for a couple of hours and that was relaxing in a smokey dirty bar sort of way. Both were nice.

November 04, 2003

I like my women like

I like my women like I like my coffee. Thrown in a sack, tied to a donkey, and led down the mountain by Juan Vel Dez

I got up a little earlier than usually today to finish editing a paper for class and do some pre-interview work. I did this over a large coffee and a bagel. Now I have a half hour before class and I'm in the middle of a huge caffeine rush. I hardly ever drink coffee or pop anymore so it doesn't take much to get me going. My legs are both bouncing and if I weren’t typing my fingers would be tapping the table. Can't wait to sit through a two-hour class.

November 01, 2003

Eeewww. Too much information! I

Eeewww. Too much information!

I was going to talk about my awesome Halloween but instead I'll let you get a glimpse of a conversation I just heard.

New Roommate: We didn't get up until two.
New Roommate’s Girlfriend: If we had it my way we would still be in bed.
New Roommate: But we had to eat.
New Roommate’s GF: Yeah, but I already got a bunch of my protein for the day.

It's not that I care what they do at all but COME ON I don't need to hear about it! I was only in the next room and I have ears. The conversation went on but I went into my room and put on some music so I couldn't hear anything else.