Let me try to explain the night I first spent in Kalamazoo. My new roommates took me out to the bars with them and I figured since they both took house keys I wouldn't need to. So we went to The Wayside and were having a good time, then I found Johnny D. That’s where things started to go wrong. I talked with Johnny D just long enough to completely loose my new roommates. Not being one to panic I calmly walked around the bar looking for them until I ran into Bob and Andy. From there it was a tequila fest until I ran into Justin (New Roommate #1) and told him I had my own ride home but didn't have a key. "No problem," he says, "I'm not staying at home tonight but I'll unlock the door for you" he assures me. So then I leave with Bob, Andy, Johnny D, and several other strangers. Despite my pleading that I needed to get home before I was locked out everyone else decided I was better off sitting with them on the front steps at somebody’s apartment. Long story short, I was locked out and didn't get inside until about 2 o'clock the next afternoon. I did however get the chance to order “Al l the tacos I can get for 10 dollars.” There's something about Bob that always leads to an adventure. I'm gonna miss that sorry son of a bitch when he moves.